Alexander: It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the parks of Buffalo, NY.
(Just kidding. No it doesn’t)
With oddball regional parks, you roll the dice. Sometimes you win (Seabreeze), sometimes you lose (Dorney Park), and sometimes the dice spontaneously catch fire and explode (Buffalo Parks).
Shall we dive right in?
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(that’s two nice things in a row about this park. That’s all you’re getting)
As much as it must’ve hurt for corporate to wave goodbye to a custom Intamin hyper coaster (which, along with Six Flags Great America’s Raging Bull, made for the chain’s first foray into the phenomenon), it probably didn’t hurt as much as getting kicked off the ride for being too tall. I happened to be short enough, but Sean was not as fortunate (I say “fortunate” with a grain of salt; the years (and the new-for-2016 train) have not been good to the ride; the Man of Steel has never been more sluggish).
Despite the major power move that was Ride of Steel, Darien abruptly hit the brakes on major coaster investments during a window of time (2000-2002) where every other park in the chain received anywhere from 1-4 major roller coasters. Preceding Premier Parks repeat offender investments Boomerang: Coast to Coaster (1998) and Mind Eraser (1999) were substantial lead-ins to Superman, but will all the gambling Six Flags did at the time, Darien Lake remains one of the chain’s most major miscalculations.
Sean and I are suckers for Arrow loopers. This held the record for most inversions for 6 years, taking the status from the 4-looping Carolina Cyclone at Carowinds and passing it to the 6-looping Kings Island Vortex.
The year prior to Viper was the induction of the now-ubiquidous boomerang element (on World’s of Fun’s Orient Express in 1980). Like Orient before it, Viper comes in hot before navigating the curious pretzel knot. It’s considerably more violent than, say, Magic Mountain’s Viper boomerang, but that’s just what happens when there’s no mid course brake run to kill the vibe.
Me too log flume. Me too.
The back of the park is where the RV park and campground integrates with the amusement park. Central to this end of the operation is the park’s sole coaster addition so far this century: a Zamperla Moto Coaster experience feels eerily akin to what I experienced on the Moto-clone incubating in the slums of Shanghai (the indignant passengers and desolate far-reach of concrete is nothing short of déjà-vu-enducing).
A day at Darien would be incomplete without a breakdown. The temperamental Boomerang held us hostage at Darien for over half an hour, lest we take the loss and abandon ship with a credit still on the table.
We watched maintenance replace a wheel on the ride’s 2nd gen Vekoma rolling stock before being treated to a ride – closer inspection revealed more than one variety of after-market coaster wheel replacements.
Oh, yes, Predator is here too. We rode that earlier, but I didn’t take a picture until now. It’s an uncomfortable, ugly pass of a woodie, but a pass nonetheless. A second ride would have been in order if we weren’t so excited to leave.
(not really, but I do enjoy imagining it that way).
As we left the park we forgot to visit the boneyard and pay respects to the resident fallen soldier, but it’s still worth a mention; across the street from Ride of Steel lies what’s left of Six Flags Astroworld’s Intamin stand-up Batman: The Escape.
Once the signaure thrill ride of Astroworld (and Great Adventure. And Magic Mountain), the ride’s pieces lay bleached and fractured from more than a decade of decay, its useful mechanics long since harvested for use on LaRonde’s coaster of the same design (which, as of this year, has also swanned out. Now only Drayton Manor’s Shockwave carries on the Intamin stand-up pedigree).
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